Urology.
Doctor's life is strange. He has to know everything yet say nothing unless warranted.
A typical day with patients may go like this:
Doctor: So u said you are having sexual problems, what kind?
Patient: Ah yes, I have erectile problem and ejaculation troubles with my wife.
Doctor: OK since when have you been having these problems?
Patient: Right from the time I was married doc.
...Interview follows more detail and then...
Doctor: So have you ever been to a women apart from your wife?
Patient:(looks around and then answers in whispering voice) Yes infact more than once. What do I have to hide from my doctor. (look at the doctor for appreciation of his feat in over coming his fear and telling the truth- Doctor not interested)
Doctor: So were they commercial sex workers?
Patient: Yes they were.
Doctor: was the contact before the marriage?
Patient: I think I must ell you the truth coz you are my doc. I was in states then so had a contact before the marriage and after too in Dubai.
Doctor: So the act was successful with the CSW or you still had the above problems?
Patient: Well the first time it wasn't but second time I could not do it because of the problem AND maybe because I had fear of God in the back of my mind. (Tries to give a smile but the doctor doesn't entertain and moves on.)
Doctor: Did you develop any ulcers on your genitalia afterwards?
Patient: No ALHAMDOLILLAH. No ulcers.Being a Muslim I should not have done this. But you know time demands and I have used my hand a lot in the past and I think its because of that and... (doctor interrupts coz seriously he is not interested)
Doctor: So now do you feel an urge to go to your wife?
...Interview moves on...
The doctor is usually me and the patient is the Pakistani fucking population.
Where are we going to. Almost 905 of the patients I see in urology clinics have a by the way style of telling me that they have had illicit relations all their lives. They have been fucking around and all. Doctor starts feeling like a priest to whim all the dirty confessions are made and in the end the patient expects that he should be forgiven and treated and then he may continue on the same train.
I would not have mentioned this had I been working in a non-muslim population or abroad because I expect them to be like this. But worthy is a nation that cant stick to its ideals or its religion for that matter. All these people are not worthy of a anything.
Doctor's life is strange. He has to know everything yet say nothing unless warranted.
A typical day with patients may go like this:
Doctor: So u said you are having sexual problems, what kind?
Patient: Ah yes, I have erectile problem and ejaculation troubles with my wife.
Doctor: OK since when have you been having these problems?
Patient: Right from the time I was married doc.
...Interview follows more detail and then...
Doctor: So have you ever been to a women apart from your wife?
Patient:(looks around and then answers in whispering voice) Yes infact more than once. What do I have to hide from my doctor. (look at the doctor for appreciation of his feat in over coming his fear and telling the truth- Doctor not interested)
Doctor: So were they commercial sex workers?
Patient: Yes they were.
Doctor: was the contact before the marriage?
Patient: I think I must ell you the truth coz you are my doc. I was in states then so had a contact before the marriage and after too in Dubai.
Doctor: So the act was successful with the CSW or you still had the above problems?
Patient: Well the first time it wasn't but second time I could not do it because of the problem AND maybe because I had fear of God in the back of my mind. (Tries to give a smile but the doctor doesn't entertain and moves on.)
Doctor: Did you develop any ulcers on your genitalia afterwards?
Patient: No ALHAMDOLILLAH. No ulcers.Being a Muslim I should not have done this. But you know time demands and I have used my hand a lot in the past and I think its because of that and... (doctor interrupts coz seriously he is not interested)
Doctor: So now do you feel an urge to go to your wife?
...Interview moves on...
The doctor is usually me and the patient is the Pakistani fucking population.
Where are we going to. Almost 905 of the patients I see in urology clinics have a by the way style of telling me that they have had illicit relations all their lives. They have been fucking around and all. Doctor starts feeling like a priest to whim all the dirty confessions are made and in the end the patient expects that he should be forgiven and treated and then he may continue on the same train.
I would not have mentioned this had I been working in a non-muslim population or abroad because I expect them to be like this. But worthy is a nation that cant stick to its ideals or its religion for that matter. All these people are not worthy of a anything.
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