Kill them all! Hussain read to me two very ugly pieces of news from today's 'The News'. But I am used to these kind of stories as I am an completely honourable member of this completely absurd and degenerate society! Here I provide you with a few excerpts from the news items. Tsunami hits Cabinet Division. The Cabinet Division has disclosed that it has no clue to the actual amount of funds collected under President's Relief Fund for Tsunami victims and now government itself will be required to pay bills of goods worth Rs 552 million sent to the affected countries. The total expenditure incurred by government on relief and rescue operation in Sri Lanka, Maldives, and Indonesia is Rs 53 million which includes cost of relief good Rs 19.7 million, expenditure on army medical Rs 212 million, PAF charges for C-130 planes Rs 120 million. Two Scions, two tales, one accident. The acting chief election co...